Wow. You totally stuck it to the patriarchy there. Right now at this moment, the executives at Ubisoft are quaking in fear that Tru-Womyn Gamersz are asking the difficult questions, such as "Why doesn't every game in the world cater to my petty, specific demands and make protagonists that look exactly like me?"…

I just saw Da Vinci's "The Last Supper" in a museum. Can you believe that it has 13 men and no women in it? So sexist. 1 star out of 4 for misogyny.

Can't wait until 2022 when Gay Link makes his game debut, ignoring Zelda and rescuing Tingle.

Thank you internet detectives! You guys figured it out. It's because this team of developers hates women. and thus refused to add a woman assassin into their game out of misogyny, even though they already had a woman assassin previously. All games MUST cater to everyone otherwise it's proof that the creators are…

Shit. We're not selling enough video games. Quick, chop up the video games into parts, then place the parts inside some plastic for no reason. Make people buy that. Hey, other companies are already milking it, we might as well join in.

Oh, thank god. I wasn't going to purchase this game, but they'll definitely get my money so long as plenty of faggotry is afoot.

Fantastic. There's thousands of people in the crowd. None of whom have any AI other than to stand in place and repeat the standard gesture that was assigned to them. Maybe if you're lucky they'll say "Hey!" if you shove them. It's so next gen.

Totally agreed. We should probably demand that Nintendo executives be extradited to America where we can imprison them for many years.

Oh yeah. That pudgy 5' 3" goth girl is a legit badass. I'm sure you'll be seeing her at the next UFC show.

Um.... video games?

what about his penchant for lazy silhouette jobs? Oh wait, we call that "minimalism" now.

Well, that was one of the worst gaming pieces I've read in a long time.

I was driving home from work today and somebody cut me off. These people are ruining society! We should ban them.

Please, this is EA. They would be more than happy to shovel out high profile licensed products for obscene profit.

Age of Apocalypse was nothing more than an excuse to cosplay. Its generic story was written by committee.

That's better than the current Democrat tax plan which is screwing everybody.

Judging by the reviews of the last few games, maybe Tim Schafer is better when he's unhappy.

And yet somehow this collection of morons wins every PVP battleground there is?

To be fair, he's probably just mad that a fairy didn't come out and give him extremely obvious advice at all times.