That would be fantastic. I could use a random round right now, send them over.

Judging by the game trailer on that site, their "2" was pretty generous.

Is anyone else really tired of fake Depth of Field effects that put those ugly dark halos around everything in the foreground? It's not Far Cry's fault, but I can't stand that look any more.

Tolerant colorblind liberals sure do point out race at every possible moment.

So are all comments censored now on those games.com Farmville spam articles?

Oh shit. Square Enix just lost someone who wouldn't buy their game under any circumstances anyways. It's seppoku for them.

So can we have an actual modern PC release instead of the fraudulent versions they released the past few years? Yeah you get pirated, but there are a TON of middle aged golf fans without a console.

Or just use the MUCH BETTER alternative plan: just go on welfare and have the government take care of you! It gets better: every time you have a kid, you get a big raise! It's great, and you have lots of extra free time to watch TV! Make those rich people pay their fair share!

He played it hundreds of times, mapped out the location of of every mission, and drew up a route that covers everything. Then repeated multiple times to make it more efficient.

They also released an UltraMohammed figure, but the reception wasn't quite as understated.

Yes. It's so horrible. One of Hollywood's hottest and most famous actresses is way below my standards.

Free shit and free travel are GREAT. For the journalists. Not so much for the public, when you buy a game that's all 9's on Metacritic but turns out is incomplete garbage.

Code in Assembly? That's totally awesome for the 0.001% of the audience able to do that.

None of those characters were Amano designs.

Did Shinobi even make onto the NES, Captain Hardcore? I'm pretty sure is was only Sega Master System & computers.

Multiplayer is harder to pirate than single player. When you go online the server can check if you're legit. No surprise the publishers want some kind of online component to every game now.

Windows Tablets: We won't offer adult titles, you have to install them on your own.

If this was Tomb Raider, she would have been impaled on the scaffolding.

Take that, patriarchy!

Well it's not a coincidence that the Chinese team is the one accused of cheating.