CONGATS!!!! You get to pay $40 for ancient N64 games with a minor facelift! How privileged you are!

This is totally true. All the honest, ethical players are rolling hunters.

Epic make a technically solid but lousy game in Unreal 2K3. It was Digital Extreme who stepped and turned 2K4 into a masterpiece, the best multiplayer FPS there is. When you put Cliff in charge for Unreal 3, you get the same gigantic oafs in shoulderpads that defined Gears of War.

There is a difference between "difficult" and "cryptically unfair". Anybody can make the latter.

And vinyl records are SO much better than CDs.

Have fun collecting pokemon and watching Teletubbies, grandpa.

Rating your own restaurant highly on Yelp is obvious. The fun part is finding people who are obviously rating their competition down. "I went into Bill's Diner and the owner came out and attacked me with a club and their water is poisonous and also the steak was undercooked - 1 star" and that's the guy's only review.

Hey genius? That site is fake. It's a parody.

This sounds like a game that exactly 4 people will ever play, none will finish, but it will cost us $200,000 in grant money.