I think you expressed it all perfectly.

Fuck that paparazzi asshole.

Yeah, pretty sure he doesn’t think either the declining value of labor or income inequality are actually bad things.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Just remember who’s VP. Personally I’m hoping for a ‘King Ralph’ scenario in which the entire administration is electrocuted en masse....

With Sparky Monroe

I’d be satisfied with a Rosario spinoff.

I have a Netflix only house so I didn’t start watching any of them until a couple of years ago. They are delightfully entertaining night time soaps perfect for binge watching while hungover. But I deeply admire Shonda. She is the epitome of HBIC and I’d watch anything she does because I think she deserves all the fame…

This will not get the credit it deserves.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Was riding an elevator with a massive hangover and Don Rumsfeld strolls in. After the doors closed I ripped a nasty beer fart, looked at Rummy and said “There’s a weapon of mass destruction that even you could find, asshole”.

No, totally serious. Orthodox Jews are definitely best known for their willingness to bend on the whole Israel thing.

Your point is dead on. However I will say that her acumen in anticipating what Americans crave in terms of daytime talk entertainment. She is second to none. Now, the rub is that the shows and people she has brought to the screen have been found to be offering up life and medical advice based on nothing but Junk…

I always disliked reality tv as I’m too anxious to watch people compete viciously or be publicly humiliated, so I used to hyperbolically say “reality tv will be the end of us all!” just to rib my friends who love the real housewives.

Clearly you have not seen Iyanala fix someone’s life, listened to Dr. Oz cure someone with acai berries, or watched Dr. Phil’s miraculous transformation of Nick Gordon. Oprah serves the best.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

I don’t understand how this is even a thing. Like, there is a house set up for him in DC and everything. The area around it is already secured, no one gets disrupted. And we are used to the occasional inconvenience from motorcades (although we would not be happy with daily fucking motorcades taking him back and forth…

I mentioned this elsewhere, but I already told a friend that if Trump has to step down from the office, we’re going out and celebrating.

Seeing her and Barack on the Inauguration Day stage - handing the keys to the castle over to Khmer Yuge - is going to be one of the most gut-wrenching things ever.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that dog is Evan Peters’ character in next season’s American Horror Story.