The first thought I had upon reading this article was “Why on Earth wouldn’t David Suchet play Poirot?”

I went t0 a neighboring boarding school and had many mutual friends with her. I think your friend is correct.

I went to a neighboring boarding school and had lots of mutual friends with Ms. Trump, so our paths crossed a lot. Your friend is correct.

I remember that one; you’re right, it was in the Betty and Veronica imprint. That came out right about the time I stopped reading Archies after 6-7 years of loyal readership.

Someone on Kinja wrote that Melania Trump always looks like she just realized she’s married to Donald. I giggle every time I see her.

My first rock show was SP, and Billy jump-roped with his guitar cord and screamed out, “I refuse to play ‘Landslide’ tonight, you fucks!” like a million times.

I just started seeing you around here, and you are owning this place.

My husband had a coworker who frequently called in sick to his restaurant job by telling the manager, "I am sorry, but I have taken too many sedatives and I am unable to work today."

I accidentally tripped Senator Arlen Specter on a D.C. sidewalk when I was 13. Also, I went to a schmancy private school so I met a few famous people through that: Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Ivanka Trump, and Sam Waterston. I was late for choir practice and I was sprinting through a hallway and ran into (and knocked…

My husband grew up around the corner on Wall St. He immediately recognized the photo. Chestnut Lodge was super creepy! He's got tons of stories of weird stuff in that neighborhood.

By the time you go into labor, you will be so tired of being pregnant that you will be more ready than scared. It will hurt, absolutely, but you are tough and you will get through it.

So do California and New York.

“At a certain point, I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same-sex couples should be able to get married,” Mr. Obama said. New York Times, May 9, 2012

I read that diet sodas and obesity are related. I used to work at a fast-food joint, and I saw evidence of this all the time. The cheeseburger-with-fries-and-a-diet-coke, please folks were almost always the fattest.

Don't know if I've ever posted on Jezebel before, so Hey there!

@freedc2: Hillbilly is a state of mind, not a bank account amount.

I grew up trailer and I'm used to hillbillies. It's just that the hillbillies I knew didn't think they were qualified to be President.

@caitinacube: I think she was a Chinese translator/linguist for the Department of Defense.

@PhillyLass: The sofa, the coffee table, the backsplash in the kitchen...siiiiiigh.

Carrie's grown-up apartment was bangin'. The movie...notsomuch.