Here's my well-researched and thought-provoking response to Maura Kelly: Fuck you bitch.

@quotidian: The Diebolders I know are all Glenn Beck fans. And Rick Perry does suck.

I am an eco-conscious person: I recycle, I compost, I use my own cloth bags at the store, but when it comes to voting, I don't mind if trees die so that my vote will count.

The first instance of an American President who's never actually read the Constitution??

@Erudite23: I'm still in low-grade shock over the cynicism of the McCain campaign for choosing her. Did they really think they could sway Hillary supporters with this idiot? Ovaries are about all they have in common...

Why are these women powerful?

Jesus. If these people "need" Photoshop, I imagine that my photo would actually make the magazine explode into a fireball of averageness.

@bobbobato: That's my home turf!

@BobMorton: @badasscat: Which hot chick? They both looked like Playboy bunnies.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I'm sorry. What an awful thing to have gone through.

@megnificent: Ironic, coming from a magazine called "InTouch". It sounds like a masturbation porn mag, but it's not!