Agreed, I feel like I'm owed a story about some college student masturbating all over town now.

Absolutely not. A mind control proposal? Cray

Yeah Westeros has Roman style roads, the US did not. Also traveling by horseback and stopping at towns is a lot faster than traveling over mountains in wagons containing all your earthly posessions. Still...Westeros does seem too big (the size is usually based on how long the wall is stated to be, 300 mi, which is…