So she confirmed closely held personal info that Vandross never publicly admitted, posthumously outing him. Jez take: “that’s what a good friend does.” Yikes.

You know there’s porn on the internet, right?

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

So I guess the moral of the story is have a better season and lock up home field advantage?

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

“Me and Tom are on the same page,” Hogan said. 

For a split second I thought he was marrying the Property Brothers and I wasn’t bothered by it.

Diana. I remember my mom watching that funeral all fucking day after seeing on the news that she died a few days before and having no idea who she even was much less why everyone was so enthralled...

Haha. My trainer is always like “you can’t out exercise a bad diet” and I’m like WHY NOT.

Hey, I’m a New Englander too, I get the mentality!

I love the Tommy Bahama chairs. They’re backpacks, which is a feature I didn’t know I needed but now absolutely can’t live without. Come with a pillow. Wide seat which is great when kids are piling into it. Cup holder. Zippable cooler thing in the back. Sturdy and holds up to a lot of abuse.

I love the Tommy Bahama chairs. They’re backpacks, which is a feature I didn’t know I needed but now absolutely…

Oh... rookie mistake. Never look up the nutrition info if you like it! That said, holy damn I just looked up the nutrition info. I could have had roughly a mess of Klondike bars for that. It’d probably be a better date anyway.

Marry Me! The joy in your life will be as limitless as the basket of fries that I’ve signaled the waiter to refill.

I understand people are severely attached to their phones, but it seems like a horrible idea to confront a supposed phone thief face to face at their home. What do you think is going to happen? They’re going to kindly apologize and hand it back in original condition?

Glad this turned out ok. It is comforting to have a good explanation. I hope you felt perfectly fine for the entire week following your episode and then showed up to work and sacked Alex Smith 5 times.