Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

Belichick, unavailable for comment, was last seen wearing a stovepipe hat and tying Nell Fenwick to the railroad tracks north of Edmonton.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

Love that RBG brought reading material. Kara, is this shade????

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

What a piece of shit. I hope she sues him and takes everything including the Photoshopped shirt off his back.

I lived in FoMu's neighborhood!!! Ahhh I miss the old JP. But come on, when FoMu is like literally a block from JP Licks... I couldn't even with my lactose averse life pick FoMu over JP Licks.... ever...

I actually never went to florida state. I'm a grad student at Barry University and I went to UCF for undergrad but thank you this is amazing!

He looks like Jim Halpert's less cute cousin.

Here's a great, highly informational & encouraging graphic from my OB/GYN's office.

Happy nearly birthday, and many happy returns of the day!

Pro Era? Chance the Rapper? Joey Bada$$?

Someone named "winesnob" recommended my post, so I think we're on the right track!

If the place prides themselves on the wine list (and this place does), almost everything will be by the bottle and extremely pricey. Dinner might be a four hour affair. Two bottles between two people isn't unreasonable, especially if you have differing tastes or food pairings. (And a driver, obs.) If the $1k is an…