It stands to reason that by encouraging nicotine addiction in youth (which vape companies have done), cigarette companies could later benefit when those people search out other ways to feed their nicotine addiction. Especially considering vaping has dramatically reversed a years-long trend of fewer people smoking.

450k isn’t a big enough donation to get even a second look- much less guaranteed acceptance. I read an article that quoted a college counselor saying it takes 10M donation to even get preferential review of an application. This scheme was actually the cheap-way out.

Like, I know where you were going- but that got weird, fast. 

I’m surprised you didn’t mention that Manny Oliver has also been traveling the country with the Parkland students, unveiling activist public art pieces against gun violence. 

woah. I’d forgotten The Rock used to be normal human sized. Well, normal-er.

Wait, there’s a mail to me option? For a system to safeguard against mail tampering? This is a john oliver segment waiting to happen.

Important Question- can you move before claiming your winnings? NH is so, so close!

I am a moderate football fan (ex: I didn’t know the rule about the 2-minute warning challenges), but watching that game even I could see why Gronk was hustling upfield like someone had left a playboy in the end zone.
And it is SO not my job.

woah, too soon. 

It’s a funny/disappointing story. Our guide took us kneeling out to the middle of the lake, then prefaced that when we stood up- we might fall in, that’s fine, don’t fall ON the board, etc. So, we stood up, I immediately fall in and then turn to see how many others had also fallen.
8 people staring at me while standing…

My first (and only) SUP lesson/rental resulted in my standing for only 90 seconds out of the hour. When we went to “pop up”- I immediately fell into the water. Then again. Then again. Then again.

I loved Bel Canto. Now that I’m aware there is a movie and have watched 30 seconds of the trailer, I can say I will never see that movie. The book is subtle and captivating in a way the movie is not. It will join The Giver in the purgatory of book adaptations that do not exist to me.

I was thinking of this, but then remembered the number of kids who tripped or something and you knew for the rest of the round they had already lost the game. That’s anticlimactic. 

ironically? Have you ever read his IG captions? He is for the Lord, man! He may have worn it to be silly, but he agrees with the sentiment. 

I believe in you. Don’t be afraid to reach out for support. If you can’t tell any of your loved ones, try to find a therapist or AA/NA meeting you like. You can do this, but it’s much harder to do it alone. 💜💜💜

Reforming the immigration laws is actually what most Democrats want. The GOP makes too much money from fearmongering so instead they push the narrative that Dems want open borders. Not true.

I’ve been hitting up the lgbt movies section of Netflix recently and I really liked The 10 Year Plan and Alex Strangelove. Am I alone? #romcomlife

I am just such a person. I knew about Colbert, he sang often on the Report, but Patrick knocked me out. “ex-CUSE me?”

While in line I overheard a convo of a guy trying to exchange his banged up non-LL Bean reusable water bottle for a brand new LL Bean one.
Clerk: “I don’t think we’ve ever sold this brand here”

These digs at Bennifer always seem misogynistic in nature to me. Like- it wasn’t their mutual relationship that was bad- it was SheDevil J.Lo’s brainwashing.