this made me laugh way more than it should have. i think it's the "i'm sooooo happy for you" that got me

Beagles really are the best dogs.

I'm VERY distracted by Garth Brooks' "I'm going to Walmart with my kids" look. Dude couldn't even take off the hat and jacket??

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The scariest part of that book was when the two hunters are in need of water and she helps them, and then they start commenting about the way she looks to one another. It terrified me.

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

My boyfriend and I are both outdoorsy people and love to go camping. We usually go quite a few times in the summer, but the absolute best is during the fall. The colors are beautiful, it's not too cold out yet, and there's less competition for camping spots.

The "Say Yes to the Dress" part was so absurd that for a moment I thought it was a Daily Show skit with actors I've never seen before.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

To be fair, downhill is also quite bad. Just ask my middle aged, carrying-a-bit-too-much-me-around, knees. But a bit of up and down is probably better than all flat bits, all the time.

I find it difficult to believe that there isn't some way to shame the NFL into taking violence against women seriously without declaring every NFL fan to be a women-hating misogynist. I say this as someone who doesn't really give two shits about football, but understands why a lifelong fan might pause before creating…

I'm sorry, but I have to wholeheartedly disagree with this article. I am supposed to stop supporting a team I grew up loving because the asshole higher ups made and a completely terrible decision? I have to choose between being a feminist and supporting a team whose fan ship is huge part of my identity? Of course Ray…

I initially read the headline as "Jennifer Lawrence and Martin Lawrence are dating" and almost fell out of my chair.

I still occasionally think of this twitter exchange and laugh:

Me too! Although, I can't really be that disappointed with fuzzy bunnies...

I don't really understand the anger in this article. Country, like other genres of music, is a game artists have to play if they want to be heard. Steve Grand wrote a gay country love song but because he's not backed by a label, it's not really getting heard.

"If, once per day, Barack Obama killed and ate three of my cousins, I'm not sure how long I'd be a registered democrat."