That's why her hair is so big—its full of self-awareness

Bow down, bitches (me on the throne at last year's SXSW.)

I need a job at the Gay Department of Justice. Where should I send my resume?

$250K is a fucking lot of money. If I were given the opportunity she had, I can totally see doing anything and everything to win it.

Pussy. Call me when he steps up to Ultimate Fireball.

Well you know, it's like bringing an umbrella so it doesn't rain. You prepare to jump up and down, you won't have any need to. It's the rule of the universe.

It will stop being about sexism when the professional attire expectations for women and men are similarly effortful and have a similar number of requirements. All men have to do is shave, be clean, and wear clean and pressed clothes. Which is what I do, but I'm a web developer, and I'm a cranky evil feminist to boot.
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I think the best part about this is that we all know he would have done it for real if they asked him to.

If a statue doesn't consent, is it "statutory" rape?

I think if we're going to make chocolate bullets (which, I mean, obviously we are now), there should also be a savory option. I mean, I know there are people out there who don't like chocolate (I try not to associate with them, of course, but I've heard they exist), but more importantly, sometimes I need a little…

As Sirius Black said "The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters". Not every villain is always bad and not every hero is always perfect. Though that would make it a lot easier for those of us looking in, wouldn't it? We can only hope that most people make good choices most of the time.