you’re politer than I am. I was thinking “meth”

Stories like this make me wish Mindy Kaling and her writing partner had an annual prime time special where they presented their Ben/Matt play. Maybe every Easter Sunday or something. I would watch the hell out of that, every year.

Oh God, really? My pitcher gets gross every once in awhile, but no green water yet. Gross gross

I have never asked for anything-water at a restaurant, but room temp water is the best water.

Haha, be careful- your jealousy is showing. Are you a Matt Ryan fanboy or something?

I saw Black Mass this weekend, and in one scene (I think it was Dakota or Julianne Nicholson) sat at 90 degree angle to the camera, and it was like her waist did not exist. All I could think was “God, she’s scary skinny!”

Unless the tampering happened pre-testing and so the “accurate” results of no-match are actually completely inaccurate.

If that were actually true, judging by experience they would absolutely be posting on social media about it. I’m sure they sometimes go to conferences, but I’ve never seen a teacher post that said “I’m at a conference right now, UGGGGGGH”

I posted something today (directed at nurses) about how I wish I could temporarily unfollow certain people with the news cycles...and the biggest offender liked it!

But seriously, just shut up. Everyone has a hard job and very few people complain about it as much on social media as nurses and teachers.

Why, after all they just went through, all the bad press, would they do this during the first game of the season? This is a coincidence based on speculation. (Kind of like when they said 11/12 balls were underinflated.) You all are starting to sound bitter.

I was distracted by how much better this joke could’ve been. SUV?

Fred Savage! The creepy hit-on-Topanga professor was played by Cory’s IRL brother. It was very meta. (Also, Fred played childhood goody-goody Kevin Arnold on The Wonder Years.)

Okay. 18 MILLION DOLLARS? Did they suffer life-debilitating injuries when this woman hit them? Leaving aside the irony of alive people suing the estate of a woman who died, I get that. But 18 MILLION DOLLARS? Someone wants a payday. If you’re going to sue for that much, sue Jenner. She is the one who chain reaction…

I got 8/10 and was certain on only 2 of them.

Protein Powder or Protein Drink, make up yo’ mind, Gawker!

Not a regular Esquire reader....is that how the writing is in every article? Because it’s awful. I read the ONTD but couldn’t bring myself to click on the article link.

They remind me of why she pays a publicist. Get it, girl! You are rocking this divorce!

Best scene in any movie, ever. I don’t even like the movie- but this scene is my everything.

Therapy session, shall we? I’m 28 and currently working 2 jobs. I could exist on one, but I would never be able to buy a house, pay for daycare, or even dream of taking a “career pause” if future children happen.

Thank You Caitlin for speaking your truth and helping me by giving me the language to explain it to others!