She’s not trying to be Beyonce. She’s just doing her own thing. It’s not like she’s a top-40 artist or anything, so I don’t think we can say she’s “overrated” as she’s not really rated at all.

I’ve heard this Chris Pratt story before, and he’s in the wrong here. Not to get all feminista, but just because it was “funnier” doesn’t mean it’s not sexual harassment. There were probably 20-40 people on set, it wasn’t just him, Amy, and Rashida in a room alone.

Dress Barn is the place for plus size work clothes. Stylish and well-tailored. (It’s preppy though, so you have to be into that sort of salmon-colored shift dress thing)

Seriously, Torrid has not impressed me in terms of quality and style. But, to each their own! More plus size clothes in this world is a GOOD thing.

1. There’s no real way to police their post-party activities.

I’m more distracted by the rib bones than the sideboob. Eat a cheeseburger, Maggie!

Or give it to a a homeless woman! It’s vegan though, right?

You mean Matt Bomer and Tony Bennett almost played lovers?!? Damnit, Ryan Murphy! Get your shit together!

Haven’t done the deed yet, but as a non-tampon user you’re making me really worried for my first time. I had a gyn exam recently and it hurt like a mofo. Do I have an awful first time to look forward to? Should I take up horseback riding?

It looks ill-fitting to me. Just a tad tighter, darling. You’re thin as a rail and need your clothes “taylor-ed” as such. #Pun #CantHelpIt

I recognize wayyyy too many of those stock photo babies. Clearly I google baby pictures too much. (They're for work emails!)

All the stars. I choked on my soda. Thank You, Goddess.

For real, I thought the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping was mom having a skeevy boyfriend. (since 97% of kidnappings are by people known to the family)

I like a LOT of solo-activities ;-) but I haven’t done the solo movie. I tend to talk during movies, to whom do I whisper my witty comments to if I’m alone at the theater?

I feel like I need to stand up for Ashley Parker Angel. I think this is a joke and it is really really self-aware funny.

The least interesting story, but I thought you meant that Deryck Whibley made it to THE OTHER SIDE. As in- actually, completely, died. Took me a minute to process.

I liked that show for approx 3.5 seasons- but I hated Vampire Elena. (I hated human elena too, but there were other foci for the show at that point.)

I sympathize as someone who has bad tap water. But, I'm pretty sure that Poland Spring water does not come from a spring. It comes from a bottling plant in a location where the town water is slightly less-sucky than other places (see: my town).

I just watched that today- When they say where they’re going, the cop says “You’re going the wrong way.” with an air of “so you must be criminals”.

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