You’ll be back, Liz lemon. They all come back.

I honestly think The Daily Show is doing well. I think people forget that in 1998 it was absolutely nothing like it has been in the past few years. It was clever and witty, sure, but it was years and years before we got impassioned please for justice and Sincere and Angry Jon Stewart.

He makes me politically erect.

I’ll see your pics

Did Jeb have a baby with Marco Rubio?

Seriously, they are getting No Fucks Obama like OUT OF THE GATE! My boyfriend has dual citizenship but our kid’s mom lives here, so we can’t even move....

Hello, Kimble and Ruby! They are so darling, I want to squeeze them.

i’m dying of cute

So many good puppies but sleepy puppies are potentially my favorite. Look at them all snuggled up. Warms my cold, dark heart.

My dogs name is Pearl. Ruby, Pearl and all other gem-themed old lady names are the best dog names out there.

OHHH look at the sweet little babies!!

People who have also worked hard and created something to be proud of. Foo Fighters are not the end all be all of the rock genre.

Alabama Shakes! I really like that album a lot. Good.

Oh good, that means the Sephora Pantone collection will actually be wearable this year!

Honestly, I’d have no problem dating an almost-30 virgin. I’d have a huge problem dating a fundamentalist Christian.

Well duh. BW is perfect.

“Certain environment”

The Canadian Conservative Party tried to court Muslims with social conservative tactics (gays bad, abortion bad, liberals really bad) but in the recent election used the niqab as a wedge issue. I don’t think Muslims flocked to the Conservatives.

I still love Nancy. But that’s probably because when I re-watch Weeds I only watch through season 3, and pretend the whole damn thing ended with her puttering away from a fiery Agrestic on that Segway.

I play fuckin roller derby and used to ride horses, and even the thought of cheerleadings scares the shit out of me. First of all, I wouldn’t be able to do it. Second of all? NO ONE SHOULD BE THROWN THAT HIGH IN THE AIR.