Such a classic scene that I still quote at least once a month.

The View is allegedly trying to hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Let that sink in for a second

This episode was amazing and introduced me to the term “down low” thank you Ice T for keeping me current by which I mean twenty years behind on colloquialisms.

Is Ice T disappointed with 50 for lying about himself?

EXCUSE ME, PERSON WITH AUTISM, LEMME CORRECT U -penuss.

I broke my knee.

i managed to get three concussions from cheerleading. shit was no joke.

I broke my wrist falling out of a very complicated (but not at all sporty, of course!) mount. I probably would have been spared the break if we had proper practice mats, but the wrestling boys needed them at the same time, so you know priorities. But I’ll be Goddamned if my ass wasn’t proudly out there that Friday…

“Jessica and Brandon will go to different high schools and except for the occasional text or email, will not stay in touch. Brandon will go to a college on the west coast and begin living with a woman. Jessica will spend 3 years in the Peace Corps, return to get a degree in special education from Florida State, and…

Same here! But more frizz on top, less on bottom. My flyaways are the bane of my existence.

Sorry none of us ever dated you but you need to get over it.

Well, 30 Rock taught me how to fall on a chair if I find myself choking and alone, so...

I lost a ton of weight and gained a fair amount of muscle mass doing the summer practice for cheerleading (we practiced for 8 hours a day for a month before school started; and we had those damn old pompoms that were lifing fricking weights). And blew out my knee so badly in winter cheerleading that I had arthritis in…

I sprained my ankle during volleyball tryouts (I was made to run ten “up and overs” for being ten minutes late to a 5 am practice, at 10!) and the bitch of a coach didn’t let me on the team.

Yeah, life long knee drama and a clicking wrist from this “not sport.” While I think this story is overkill it is always emphasized that uniformity is part of the package. We always had curly haired girls though.

I’m imagining Sue Sylvester from Glee. “Only the weak allow themselves to be injured! Get off my team!” Or something.

I’d pitch in to have in monogrammed.

#blackcoffeematters

But then people will argue over whether the cups should be gold, white, or red for the latter part of the holiday season.

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.