I wonder if she’s aware she looks like Bella Hadid and he looks like Billie Joe Armstrong had a brother with a deviated septum so he has to mouth-breathe all the time, and has suffered cognitively for it. I mean, not for nothing, but the difference in ‘level’ between those two pictures cannot be overstated.

I think you may be confused. Ryan Adams is the abusive sexist. Bryan Adams is the racist.

PARKS AND REC GIF THREAD ARE GO

Can everyone in the squad be another Meloni character? Freakshow from Harold and Kumar, Gene from Wet Hot American summer, etc.

“Don’t look at me, I just know stuff.”

Oh c’mon man! Just....just fuck you ok, Meloni! All buff and hunky an shit! I could look just like that...if I didn’t live on Little Debbie snack cakes and whatever cola is on sale this week. And also if I was handsome. So...just....shut up Meloni! Nice kilt, dork! <sniffle>

No kidding. He’s so damned hot clean shaven. That facial hair just makes him look like a chav douche.

normally those stupid colored glasses are stupid. but on chris meloni? they are...less stupid.

He may be wearing glasses or a kilt or whatever, but that goatee is wearing an Adidas tracksuit 24-7.

Yeah, I pretty much always like facial hair, but in this instance it is not working for me at all.

What is so bad about Nick’s response? That is exactly what Ron would do.

+1

Sometimes that’s the same person with this lot.

I feel like Boris Johnson must have been positively gleeful to be in on the NATO cool kids gossip circle. 

I was certain that was her when I heard this report this morning. Even half blocked she has a very distinctive profile. I would love to hear her unfiltered thoughts on Trump, along with whatever relationship he had with her black sheep of a brother. 

Once again, it needs to be pointed out that in the real world, there is one and only one superpower: compound interest.

No, Canadian.

This past December, I saw the Property Brothers standing on a street corner in Miami and it caused me to finally understand the term “uncanny valley.”

“Do you want Karamo to run up and dropkick Spicer while the erstwhile Press Secretary is doing a foxtrot with Julianne Hough?”

SLC Punk was a good movie. Thanks, good night.