Sing it with me people: All I wanna dooooo, is Brap Brap Pew Pew:

I guess Kylie hasn’t been Keeping Up With Her Kontraceptives.

One of my ex-gfs left me for a fighter pilot from the nearby Air Force base. Not much I could do to disagree with her really.

I had to get a new phone replaced once because it just bricked itself and there was some debate with myself and the employee at the store as to whether my warranty had run out. It was a nice, civil, calm debate and I was ready to suck it up and buy a whole new phone but luckily for me the person who was in line before…

Because that is the Canadian Way. My brother used to say “I don’t want to vote for any of the three stooges.” but the joy is that we have 3 (or more depending on how you count viable candidates at the time) stooges to vote for and we can disparage them anytime we like without anyone getting holier than thou about…

Exactly. When Matt Damon says stuff like this I get angry because for a lot of reasons he should know better.

Are you implying he’s not very Bright?

Where do I sign Tomi Lahren up for this deal of a right-wing lifetime?

Haha, came here to say the same thing. Growing up in a small town in southern Idaho, we had a one black family, and only a few African-Americans in the entire valley (they played for the junior college basketball team).

I did the math last year, and I’m pretty sure Rob Lowe is the same age Martin Sheen was in WW season 1 (or very close). Since they kept talking about how Sam was going to be president someday, it would be kind of cool to have him be the President, for a whole cast of younger staffers.

Helpful background. This makes a lot of sense. I was wondering how they tolerated being connected to the Trump family but I guess they deserve each other.

Jared’s dad is a fucking asshole tax cheat and embezzler who set up his own brother-in-law with a hooker, then sent the tape to his sister. So fuck that guy, he’s as bad as Trump. She’s perfectly lovely, though. JK, I actually have no idea what she’s like, but her husband and son are assholes.

this theory is brilliant.

What on earth do you think Jared’s parents think about Trump’s remarks?

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Good thing he’s not in college. Those consumer protection violations might get him kicked out!

Maybe I am not following correctly but if she is so against Cosmo why doesn’t she just sell it off so that she doesn’t profit off the magazine if it is so against her own moral compass?

FUCK I could have sworn I called him a walking uncircumcised penis somewhere but now I can’t find it. But anyway he looks like a walking uncut dick

Truly.

As a 2016 Hunter grad FUCK THIS PLACE