Damnit, I’m going to be that person...

WHY CAN'T I BE THIS GIRL THOUGH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I’m so stoked for this week!! Voting today, finding out the results tonight...FINGERS CROSSED, HARPER IS OUT I JUST KNOW IT....and taking a trip to our nation’s Captial this Friday for some celebrating and visiting! Hopefully the place will be awash in Orange....as I said, fingers crossed.

As a Canadian, I heartily endorse this statement.

Recall that `sorry’ in Canadian translates to `sorry, not sorry’ in American.

This is the only candidate I’ve heard of, and if I could, I would vote for Justin Trudeau.

Keep calm and vote Liberal.

I think that’s fair.

I hate the term “Meghan Trainor” and I think she should be banned.

All the kids at my kid’s school have been decked out in their jays finery...mine was wearing a red wings shirt and our local OHL team’s hat in the sea of blue the other day. Couldnt not laugh at him

Not my Rob Ford crack pipe though, that stays at home!

are reasons 1-802 a better baseball team, and the 801 shootings that haven’t happened in canada this year?

You mean ‘tries to drill him in the ear first pitch’...and then he lasers the second pitch into the fucking bleachers...and flips his bat!

I find it hard to believe that a Texan could count all the way to 803.

Man, you’re really gonna hate us if we do the same to the Astros eh?

Pinkham’s Law (Deadspin Edition)

This comment is everything.

Aw, give them a break. They’re about to endure winter—and, even worse, six months of Maple Leafs hockey.

Eh, fuck you too, buddy!

Everyone always talks about how European it is, but Toronto really has a lot of Seoul.