From my ivory tower here in Toronto, I had not realized that everyone in Alberta is a construction worker, even the minors. What interesting ways those backwards Alberta people have.... Or as we like to call them, ‘District 13ers’.

Amy Pohler AND Jennifer Westfeldt are both single now? With me getting married in less than weeks? SIGH. Missed chances.

IMHO, all dogs are way too needy. I relate to the independence and bitchiness of cats.

It does. But I’m also a booty fan, so the “more guys should show their butts” motto is one I can support universally. I wish I could share my boyfriend’s magnificent derriere with all of you, but I fear he might see that as unacceptable. Just imagine Jason Momoa, if Jason Momoa were a curly-haired mountain biker with…

MJ, is dat you??

Katy Perry began a recent performance of “Firework” by saying, “I always feel like an outcast or a black sheep because I’m no longer [a] sample size.”

They’re just not sure how else to espresso themselves.

Shout out the Raquel Welch Wig Collection

Oh and that episode has my other favorite SATC scene:

I spent the day trying to explain about problems of seeking moral superiority and got nothing but ‘Bah gawd, self control.’

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NO KRIS. NO.

Kris, “genius” is not plural for genie. No amount of Kylie’s rubbing is going to make something good come out of that.

Major Cleavage.

Umm Ed/Chuck Bass, some of your cocaine appears to have fallen out of your nose. Might want to clean it up, because everybody at the yacht party you seem to be headed to is going to be trying to mooch off you!

My favorite had to have been the episode in which Blanche thought she was pregnant: cue weeping, running to room, taken aback roommates, and so on. Anyway, turns out she was, in fact, hitting the ‘pause instead, but before she figured that out, Sophia consulted Blanche’s datebook and said (roughly), “If it’s a boy we…

The best for me was when their flights were all cancelled at Christmas and Blanch told a story of a first date that wound up with like 6 guys she’d slept with and Dorothy says,”I could get herpes listening to this story!” I couldn’t find the clip.

Cue the best cameo of all time.