She saves a lot of water by not washing her makeup off.

Of course you’re right, but it also reminded me of The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

I read hibachi as hitachi and went “Ooooh, THAT’S how you flick a vagina!”

their methods aren’t evidence-based

All I could think is “the boys dig holes because holes build character!” - Mr. Sir, Holes.

Sharing of feelings.

I see you’ve met my mom.

*sigh* The days of old Calvin Harris just get further and further away don’t they?

YES! Jake G. is literally the only person I can think of whose overall look is not improved or just as good with a well groomed beard. It’s bizarre. His beard makes him look like he should be a portrait of a Union soldier or something.

couldn’t help myself. :)

As a fellow beard lover, I agree, sadly.

She should have shared with people!

I Googled the brother and found a story from a few years ago that mentioned him. He and his wife adopted and apparently adoption is a no-no according to their crazy religion because the child “carries the sins of the parents.” What the actual fuck? Team Anna’s Brother indeed!

My head hurt by the end of that.

You should probably...um, research this stuff before you write an article. The money is going to go to Doctors Without Borders.

John Oliver, you are the only thing that takes the sting of Jon Stewart leaving. Please please be really happy at your awesome job.

As a Canuck I’ve literally never heard a single person bash universal health care. Not one. Sure, I’ve heard people bitch about this or that small part of it (why do we have to get our health cards renewed now? Why can’t we fast track med-school equivalency testing for immigrant doctors?) but every single one of us…

I wonder if any of them will come forward? Probably not, since he owned up to it so fast. I bet he or his parents threw money, and a confidentiality agreement, at that problem.

Beyonce is overrated, surely.

How do you misspell Brooklyn so badly?