I’ve often said that Krakowski is playing Jenna’s dream life as a wealthy trophy wife

This would be a problem for me personally, as I am unable to separate Carol Kane and Bernadette Peters mentally.

ME TOO!!!

It’s like someone periodically looks and says “Wait... how can we make Kinja even less user-friendly?”

Some day I hope to tell her this story in person. That was a good decade.

It’s been at least since Friday. I think they did an update and screwed with everyone who isn’t using Chrome. (there may be other unaffected browsers) I’ve been calling it the “No-Star War of 2015.”

Click on the number (or where the number would be) on the side of the star.

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

And Tituss Burgess is playing the slightly-less-screen-time D’fwan.

I’ve gotten several people to watch this show and share in my devotion. I’ve only streamed it twice and watched the intro on YouTube a few dozen times.....

Latest wrinkle in the NoStar Wars. Click to the side of the star.

So I’m probably going to have to “accidentally” knock every single one of those fuckers off the shelf every time I go to the LCBO* from now on

Or Tim McGraw. Because for some reason, despite not being a fan of their music, I think he and Faith Hill are one of my favorite celeb couples. They can never divorce, or love may really be dead.

I’m sure there will be albums worth of material. A lot of country music is about wearing jeans and drinking beers near bodies of water. Actual drama is like a double album waiting to happen.

There’s a word for those people. That word would be “wrong.”

YES. Zane and Steve and Pleepleus 4EVA.

People have to travel a lot to our wedding - it’s in my fiance’s hometown, but NO ONE is from there, so even the people in the same country have an hour minimum of travel - so our apology for that is to ply them with alcohol all weekend. We’re having an open bar for an hour and a half the night before, loads of food…

Wow. WOW. I don’t normally respond to this level of batshittery, but my nephew is a really well-adjusted kid with a strong grasp of his place in the world. Our wedding wasn’t All About Us, it was about our family and friends coming together, so we took their wants and needs into account. My nephew is a sweetheart and…

I moved to Europe and bake a lot and everyone always falls over themselves at how delicious my baking is and how I should sell it, etc, and what is my secret and it’s just...good ingredients and American recipes. Tollhouse cookies - made with kerrygold butter and cote d’or chocolate, but still - are the favorites.…

I have no idea if it was a mix up or if the bakery was just like “fuck it, they won’t notice”. I was the plus one of a friend and only witnessed the subsequent gluten induced pant shitting. Now I'm curious to find out what happened. The bride was pissed and there was much talk about the suits being rentals that the…