Donna has aged really nicely since the 70’s.

i also pay for my own lip injections

No word from the fraternity on how exactly drinking urine makes you a man.

I wouldn’t fret: Margaret Atwood’s writing is not for everyone, especially genre-wise. In fact, I was aiming to focus equally on how wonderful a presence she is on Twitter. She comes across as a remarkably vital 75-year-old: enthusiastic and engaged; clever and witty, yet never snarky or condescending. (Except,…

Well, thanks for enlightening us, Dave Coulier! But would she go down on you in a theater?

Miley Cyrus...naked...with a pig.

That McDonalds story had me laughing- as a former late-night drive-thru stoner, yeah, that wasn’t weed they were smoking. You don’t get violent on weed- everything is just, you know, awesome. “This is the best Whopper I’ve ever had! Which is weird because we were at Taco Bell!”

Also, ‘dildochugger’ is my new favorite…

Team Jess. Dean also went through a phase where he was really possessive of Rory, which I did. Not. Care. For. When she met Jess again after he’d become an author, they really ought to have gotten back together. And Logan did in no way deserve her.

I have given this shameless amounts of thought.

Right? I hated Dean when he got married super fast and so young, then at the first opportunity he sleeps with Rory. Actually takes her V card. That was so sleazy of both of them, and for such a small town I found it crazy that it didn’t turn into a huge scandal and nobody found out.

This IS very important and also Jess forever. I know he was mixed up and needed to go away and grow up without Rory being dragged down and around with him as he did it but for real those two times he came back Rory should have JUMPED ON IT. Literally and figuratively. I know I care too much about this.

Logan WAS a dick! I’m rewatching season 5 now where she meets him, and he’s so manipulative in the way he talks to her.

Good point and an important one, too. I’d known about the literary time capsule project — it was first announced sometime last year — but it became newsworthy again within the past two weeks when Margaret Atwood visited Norway to deliver her manuscript to the Future Library vault.

The whole “dinner napkin tied on with a couple strings” look was a hell of a thing back in the day.

This is what 2.2 GB used to look like....

That scene stole my heart <3

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If my lips are as supple and full as hers are when I hit 70 I will be one happy woman. Either injectables applied by a sorcerer or that woman doesn’t age. Or she moisturizes hourly.