Damn. He should start a business writing celebrity apologies, that was amazing.

or, in the case of British TV, they leave to pursue misguided film careers

Tom Hanks, you better come get your damn kid.

Can you even imagine how horrific it would be to bone Bobby Flay? Just think about it.

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

Bitrex is the bitterest substance in the world

the squib Weasley brother

BARENAKED LADIES ARE THE BEST!!!! I’ve seen them a few times, they were my first concert.

You know, in some parts of the country, a mom taking underage kids to see barenaked ladies would be charged for corruption of a minor among other things...

BnL put on such great concerts it’s insane.

You’re move, Perry.

Why, it’s almost as if this “United Bible Fellowship Ministries” would prefer that their employees get abortions, since they’re so dead set against pregnancy. How.... Christian of them?

With the way Megyn dresses won’t Michelle be screaming “NIKE” through the whole interview?

She looks utterly broken. Like my husband would be disturbed if I started looking at him in such a way.

To get a good haircut, you have to encounter gay people.

I will not watch this shitshow, but I will be looking forward to the write-ups on it Thursday.

I feel like she’s in a lose/lose situation here. If she tries to make her show more diverse, people will criticize the stories and characters immediately as pandering. If she doesn’t make a significant change, she’s blasted for doing nothing.

in case you’re wondering (you weren’t, but let’s pretend) don’t look back in anger is one of the top karaoke songs in tokyo. this very important data comes from me, and the “most played section” from all the karaoke places i’ve been to these last three months.

awkward Selma Blair is the BEST

Aw, Calvin Harris took his girlfriend (Taylor Swift) and her son (Ed Sheeran) out to lunch.