Hmmm...what female celebrity sits around and eats lots of snacks? That's the one for my girl.

Really, we should encourage both of them to punch each other in the face as often as possible.

Stephen Fry is a treasure.

I had a boyfriend whose penis was nicknamed the Governor.

Wiz Khalifa Still Hates Amber Rose: The Musical!

Cher ALWAYS wins. Recognize, Morgan, you two-bit hack.

My favorite celebrity comment of all time on Piers Morgan.

Stephen Fry was asked on a British quiz show for the definition of "countryside".

Stephen Fry - "To kill Piers Morgan."

Yeah, it's a wild ride. Retail pharmacy encourages this "customer is always right" mentality in patients, which is so far from the way things actually need to be run. Luckily there's a liquor store right across the street which is open late seven days a week. ;)

I just looked at their menu - looks awesome and reasonably priced considering the location and presumed quality. I want the chocolate bread pudding in the mouth part of my face.

i think a new rule should be imposed - whenever you show pictures of the Kardashians, you should always show a "before plastic surgery" picture and and "after plastic surgery" pic. That Kylie doesn't look anything like she used to and it is not just make up and photoshop.

she is absolutely kim's klone and it is actually kinda creeping me out.

Yea I am not in shape. I am very out of shape. If you cut me open heavy whipping cream, butter, chocolate and cheese come out. But I have a thigh gap. It's just because I have really wide set hips. My mom has one too and she's almost 70. I just... I'll never understand why people want something so random.

In MY day, we listened to the wireless in bejewelled robes, and thought swimming was unhygienic.....

show yourself out, i hope i can soon wear it to work

Maybe I am channelling my inner Mean Girl but I am delighted that none of the cool kids will let EL James sit at their table in the cafeteria, given that she is only famous for her assault on the English language.

I love Noel Gallagher. Such a cranky bastard.

This made me feel so good. Like SINCERE WARM FEELINGS.

I wanna snatch them off their little baby heads. Babies in bowler hats. Now that is a trend I wanna see.