Because the queen was the heir, when the heir dies their spouse is out and it goes to the next heir. ** eta I can’t read Philip isn’t king because he can’t be higher up than the queen because she is the heir. Camilla won’t be because she is divorced (I think)

I’m feeling snarky today.

I’m sure they have never thought much of 45.

Someone is jealous ivanka is married to/fucking a Jewish man and not him.

I graduated just before facebook became a thing. Thank the fucking lord. I had myspace and live journal but that was it. Also if your dads colleague finds your live journal post about needing to get laid when you at 17, you will get a stern talking to.

That last bit is so true it hurts. In university I ran an after school program though the Ymca at a pretty poor school. I had a first grader stab another first grader in the leg with a pencil. When I called the mom she was so deep in denial. My kid would never do that blah blah blah, I was like lady do you want to…

You are wrong, terrible and wrong. It felt exactly like the original to me (Which i am marathoning right now). I’m so excited.

I feel like a dick haha, obviously people can have whatever they want at their weddings. I just don’t like my SIL or her tastes.

I’m glad everyone has taken care of coming to the hip’s defence. I just saw one of their last shows (my third time having the pleasure of seeing gord work his magic) and they are not off brand anyone.

How long ago was your wedding?

I just don’t know. But her lack of taste knows no bounds.

Oh yeah my sister in law with terrible taste would be all over this. She’s also really excited to have burlap on the table at her wedding...

I got my California ballot via email a few weeks ago and missed the email. Then called the elections office and felt like an idiot when she helped me find it in my inbox. Now I just need to track down a printer and mail it in time (from Canada)

her face always looks like she’s smelling something foul

this is fucking terrifying.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in anything where I liked her...

Can anyone else also see the giant nose hair?

I HATE the expression “Cheat food” Just enjoy your food for fucksake

Antibacterial soap is bullshit

I came here to say the same thing. Nicol Curtis is my favourite.