Yes, I remember one time I asked my dad why Edward Hermann was listed in the Gilmore Girls credits as a "special appearance" if he was a series regular, and my dad harrumphed, "It's probably their way of acknowledging that he's much too esteemed to be in this sort of thing."

That looks like a screen shot from a video game. Are we sure those are real people in that image?

My child was just nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize that she will win in the year 2030 when she is just 17 years old. SHE HAS BEEN NOMINATED BEFORE SHE HAS EVEN BEEN BORN!

Yeah, that was my thought as well. That's why I tried to go with a gentler response approach - it's not really feeding a troll, but on the off chance the person did think this was an acceptable thing to say - just a heads up, it's not!

I'm really hoping that person is just a very subtle troll. Because the thought that someone could come off as that big a douche and not be aware of it makes me weep.

Maybe your husband could give me a call, since a "top oncologist" should be able to address my nausea.

I am so glad that you had a wonderful wedding, but there are plenty of women who don't want to get married, or don't want a wedding, or find joy in other things. There are also plenty of people who find nothing but pain and suffering in marriage. What works for you doesn't work for everyone, and pitying other women…

Then basically every wedding dress bought is "wasteful". Some people might donate theirs, but most don't. You want me to grab you a step ladder so you don't fall off your high horse?

She's got a charity drive going, is that not enough for you?

It's no more wasteful than what most people do: wear it once and keep it in the attic forevermore. Donating it would have been a nice gesture, as it would be for any woman to donate her worn only once wedding dress. But sounds like she needed this release, so more power to her.

Edit: typo

You go first.

Look, while I appreciate the need to update this movie, you can't just go around changing key elements! Brand me a racist if you want, but I'm just going to come out and say it:

Okay, look, I hate it when people protest on the sidewalks outside a Planned Parenthood. I hate having to drive by them or (if the parking lot is full) walk by them. But I also begrudgingly admit it is their right to be there, in public, and it is Planned Parenthood's right to arrest them as soon as they step onto…

Hahahahaha....the MOA doesn't give a shit about the local community. It really is a miserable place, and one more populated by tourists than locals.

They put up with zero at the MOA, which is, as you noted, private property.

1. The red car was hitting the brakes because the driver is an idiot. It seems to me that some idiot drivers believe that hitting the brakes for no reason every so often is a good way to drive.

Yeh, there is 3 wrongs in this vid:

The semi didn't brake because he was talking on the phone, if you listen to the audio he is hanging up after the crash. The red car put on their brakes so the semi would crash into the black car.

It's the role Matthew McConaughey was born to play.