The problem with these "updated versions" is that "cool and current" look lame as hell in about a decade and, they pretty much fade into well-deserved obscurity after that.

Yes, it's very sad that protests over five police officers watching an unarmed man die in front of them for the crime of selling loosies is hampering all the tinsel-trimming. We all weep with baby Jesus.

Also, calling up an ex to happily congratulate him on the birth of his baby with another woman seems like a preeeetty odd tactic for winning someone back.

And Leeann, imagine how Eric's family felt about all the "negativity?" Clueless bimbo.

Yeah, that's a "not true" alert. It's like calling yourself classy or humble.

Do you really get to decide whether your own heart is in the right place? I mean usually it's said by other people. I mean, maybe because it's just acknowledging that the non-heart parts of you were in the wrong place.

Thank god a man showed up to explain this to us!! Ladies, listen up!

But the girl who came in after me was crying because they started yelling "baby-killing whore" at her.

There are thousands of couples unable to have children, who would love to adopt the child as their own

Also, PLEASE DO let me know about all these nonprofits out to help me! LOL! I am a single mother to be, work full time, and haven't heard of anything about this, but thanks again for making stupid shit up on the internets!!!

"There are thousands of couples unable to have children, who would love to adopt the child as their own"

Maybe consider not. We don't live in a bubble where phrases can be divorced from their origins, and as a black woman, I get extremely annoyed when white people say this to me or other nonwhite people. Don't talk black to me. I get it. You're down with the brown. Or, maybe you didn't consciously make a connection…

I can't describe how unfair it feels to have conservatives from another country (i.e. the US) dictate our domestic laws.

she was so right, showing that if they FUCKING GAVE A SHIT, they would be across the street helping kids.

You're insane.

She and I are sitting in our honeymoon suite laughing at all of your comments. We just got matching tattoos that say "Unnamed pregnant lady + Emma 4evah."

Let's all marry that lady, it won't be weird

Every time I'm tempted to voice my feelings about Eric Garner, Mike Brown, Tamir Rice, etc, on Twitter, I remember it's not about me. Instead, I retweet one of the absolutely brilliant tweets I'm constantly reading from the POC I follow, because it IS about them. It's how I stopped myself from contributing to…

I absolutely disagree with the negative response to this. It makes sense that people should make SOME effort to have a diverse pool of friends otherwise we would never LEARN things. And that doesn't make them 'token' necessarily, if they genuinely value the person AND the perspectives they bring, and continue seeking…

You're white now? Congratulations and welcome aboard! (You'll learn we whites love to use sailing terms in everyday conversation; helps to remind us that we're only one winning lottery ticket away from that yacht)