""Sensitive" men are usually just hypersensitive to their own feelings and desires."

This really resonated with me. I know a guy back home who constantly whines that people can't deal with his feelings and they're all cold and distant. But he never, ever ever ever, seems to take other people's feelings into account.…

"I thought nothing could be scarier than a human growing a potato"

I'm writing a song, made especially for Tinder guys like this!

You just described my "sensitive" musician ex-boyfriend to a perfect T.

DO NOT BLOG ABOUT MY TWEETS

I would also like to add that the term "flattering" pisses me off so fucking much. Like what does that even mean? To me the definition eludes that there is a certain way that people's bodies SHOULD look and that if the article of clothing isn't enhancing that desired bodily perfection then its ugly. Fuck that. Fuck…

But Boy Geniuses™ need to consume other humans so they can make art about it because MUH ART. Harder to get them all swoony if they just tell people, "Oh hey, I'm an abusive, vacant drug addict and can't function in real life, so let's pretend a string of drug-addled masturbatory non sequiturs celebrating my lack of…

So I guess this means he might soon be throwing the Tao Lin?

It's just so bad. LOL. Like... they just failed at everything they set out to do with this thing. Are they secretly trying to get more women to vote Democratic?

Finally, the RNC is going after the one group of voters that really matter. The 3% of white girls in Florida named Brittany who don't already vote Republican.

So this is how God is going to start punishing the lesbians. Interesting.

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

"Drybox, because I cant be buying all these new panties."

"Honey, if I die before you, will you remarry?"

I only have one dealbreaker and it's an easy one for the dudes to avoid: NO FOOD NOISES.

Very likely, and I'm absolutely fine with that. I've spent a big chunk of my time being flexible about other people's needs in exchange for relationships that mostly made me unhappy. Going forward, I would much rather be single than be with someone who bores me or with someone who's primarily looking a stepmother or a…

Ok but here's the thing, being a Republican IS a dating dealbreaker for me because IMO, who you vote for says a lot about what you value, and what Republicans value and what I value are so far apart on the spectrum that we are unlikely to be compatible or even get along.

I'd disagree

Give him a break. He's confused because he himself shits out his mouth.

How terrible if a person and lay must you be to be afraid about this? If she isn't totally excited about sleeping with you, is unresponsive and completely non-verbal, it's either rape or you're absolutely terrible in bed and either way you should stop and check in. How low must your self esteem be and how much must…