Maybe she had a miscarriage 8 weeks ago?

I’m excited to see what he does post-presidency. I don’t think he’ll go the fancy speeches route or the watercolor-painting route.

Bored eating is very much a thing. Can confirm.

Hailey Baldwin needs a calcium supplement.

BRB. Throwing up forever.

Can we all agree that no one should ever respond to professional douchebag troll Piers Morgan?

I’ve found the cleaning supplies to be very watered down.

This has been on their website for at least a month. I noticed and thought we were cool now.

Our obesity must have a lot to do with it too.

They do it in the butt

This feels fishy to me. Republican trolling? To what end, idk yet.

This woman shouldn't have been given a platform

Hello, Tom Daley. How have you been?

She's worth $100 million at least

I thought murder suicide and maybe the murder part wasn’t as easy as they thought?

Just bought three based 100% on your review. Fingers crossed.

There’s shit everywhere all the time. On every single thing you handle. Accept it.

After I invent the time machine:

I've suspected that he may be a dullard since he hosted SNL a few years ago.

So fucking over it since a friend of a friend who is severely immunocompromised caught the goddamm measles and had to be quarantined.