Rolling over in bed and realizing, Oh shit. I’m fucking full of blood and if I don’t play this just right it’s all coming out all over everything.

I don’t see how that story can possibly not win. Although there are people with children around here too.

He sleeps just fine at night. Ugh.

According to the evangelical church I went to growing up, they be supposed to remain faithful to one another, post-divorce. Basically, it divorce doesn’t count until the other partner is remarried or dead. It could be a standoff.

Is basta a thing?

Still a Kardashian hanger-on.

Sharing their faith. Witnessing to the world.

Your family sounds like really good people

“God dammit. They better put up statues of me every-fucking-where.”

I’ll start the fanfic!

Christie’s answer on how he would reduce the size of government by defunding PP. When pressed, he said he couldn't think of anything else beyond the horror of murdered bebbehs.

Lauren Cohan cut off all her hair…

I’ve been thinking that Michonne’s character seems to have developed as much as she can. I see her dying sooner rather than later.

I notice when they switch babies and it drives me crazy

I just bought a couple pairs of these pants and they’re great. Pockets (not as big as men’s but big enough for a phone & cigarettes) and belt loops (I have to wear a badge). The price is right too.

I bought men’s disposable razors once, and they were more rigid and didn’t work well on my legs at all. I ended up giving them to a friend.

I think we, as feminists, are smarter than that. I'm for Hillary this time but I was for Obama in 08. And I'll be happy to cast my vote for Bernie if he's the nominee. We're better than just voting for our demographic.

My dad! Everybody thinks he’s mad and I’m like “No, that’s just his face.”