Dress Barn is generally good. Although the asymmetrical hems and fucking fringe and other ridiculous embellishments are killing me right now.

Are you me?

35, working full time in a good job, and my dad pays my car insurance and helps with my student loans. Not embarrassed enough to ask him to stop.

I make my donations in honor of assorted anti-choice politicians. they’re probably not even aware but it sure is satisfying.

Virginia has a revenue-sharing license plate. In the alphabetical list, it’s listed as “Trust Women.”

Fucking troll. Try harder.

He’s a libertarian. You can have him.

How would you accurately describe the level of intellectual disability?

Cost. Portability. Alternative access methods. The only show that I’d like to watch but can’t is Jeopardy. I can get everything else online.

I have an idea that The View used to be a panel of smart women talking about important issues. Was that just wishful thinking?

This adds to the racist notion that “those” young black men could be successful if they wanted to be.

It adds drama to his redemption story.

SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT DEAD.

It air dries? Unless I’m wearing a maxi skirt/dress though, I will wear underwear.

I'm sorry. I misread you.

I, uh, only wear underwear once in awhile. My secretions don’t smell. Maybe because I drink a ton of water. Anyways. It’s certainly the best way to avoid panty lines.

I have a hard time managing my overwhelming financial anxiety without comfort eating. I get it.

Is it like a roast? Where they’re supposed to be inappropriate?

I think Gabriel. He’s petty as fuck, and kind of suicidal.

Ugh. This asshole needs to disappear. And/or stop procreating.