He's just not hungry for a month at a time?

Find a size 6 woman who’s generous enough to fuck you?

How to contact the Republican members of the House Judiciary Committee:

In my imagination Darchonne forever!

5-8 Gawker staffers need to conduct this experiment. And not just for a few days. Like a month. Maybe reward the person who can go the longest with vacation days.

Right. I had this situation with a tuna sandwich like a month ago. But after that? Drinking wine? Or probiotics?

If you have taken a bite of something that tasted “off,” is there anything you can do?

I was 13 when my mom died, and my dad was 48. So I wasn’t a small child. But, you know what? We survived.

This seems important.

How about if the reason for an abortion is, “I don’t want to pregnant anymore. Also, it’s none of your fucking business.”

Our differing opinions are our strength. We'll be just fine.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Seriously?!

“I love your mother, but…”

With zero actual evidence to back up my position, their body language in public has always struck me that way. It seems like a possessive/submissive thing. But it’s just body language.

Florida! Check your boy!

My mom was a Labor & Delivery nurse. I knew it all. She was fucking amazing. And I filled in the holes (pun intended) for the other kids in our red state.

I think they sometimes use a prosthetic so they're not actually showing their real dong?