Me: “The National Center on Sexual Exploitation? Well, that’s an import— Oh, for fuck’s sake.”

You’re a good person. There are good people in the world.

You’re giving him way, way, way too much credit. He’s trolling for publicity.

Strip out religious giving, higher education, and professional associations.

Tell them it’s 100 miles away. And it’s for specialized vagina treatment.

This cross stitch pattern that I made for my cousin’s wedding

So, any more excuses, Sheila?

Coming here to lay the blame on Breitbart but was beaten to it. But still, fuck that guy (yes, I know he’s dead).

It is an issue of sensitivity to your patient’s individual needs though. I brought a book and was just hanging out reading in the waiting room for my abortion. But a couple of the women were obviously having a much harder time with it and could have used a gentle touch.

It was $14.99 for a 5-pack. I can do better at Target.

It was the hair! He was only cute because of the hair! *ducks and covers*

Mountain biking. Also produces a nice ass. And thighs.

I think it’s so much satire that it’s serious

Shallow, but not dumb, IMO

Immediate boycott of the reverse racism group, for starters. *eyes Vince Vaughn suspiciously*

I feel like the Duchess can afford Pedialyte

A friend-of-a-friend has been battling massive chronic health problems for her entire life with class and grace even though she spends like half of every year in the hospital dealing with every fucking thing her body can throw at her. Seriously, Dysautonomia is fucking unimaginable.

Her nerdist interview, one-on-one with Chris, also amazing

#TeamBootCut