It would be nice

That's sweet. Now why don't you go color and let the grown-ups talk?

These are Evangelicals

I'd say that's up to the woman. If she wants to include him in the decision-making process, then yes, he gets a say. But if she doesn't then no.

He has long hair and pretty fingernails. And he went to a doctor. How much more evidence do you need?

I am exactly like you. That is all. My scalp gets itchy like a motherfucker, really no matter what, but worse if I wash my hair too often.

I thought Mark Ruffalo was Robin Wright.

Driving two hours to a snarky asshole stepsister's house who doesn't even have a real job and is totally ruining her kids. I know momming is a job but she barely does that.

I lost my virginity to a 20-year-old who thought it was okay to take a 14-year-old's virginity.

It sounds like you have nothing to be ashamed of.

I got to collect the contributions and go to WS for a coworker's $90 salt and pepper grinders ($90 EACH).

So much not making up. I saw that at work, Mark.

Quick PSA: Recurring vaginal infections may also be a symptom of diabetes so it's very, very important to see your doctor.

I sort of had a vague idea about white privilege when I was younger but it wasn't really something I could have explained or articulated. Taking African American studies in college was the eye-opener.

Can we talk about Phoenix as the hot new name for both genders? It feels like you're sentencing your kid to a life of mediocrity (at best).

Sarah's not popular any more! Feel free :-)

Isn't Mark Shrayber in charge of barf time?

I've always planned to get married in a sundress. Not the same but I'm not a very dressy person.

Good times

Was there seriously a class of 15 year olds that didn't knowwhere their food comes from? I blame Obama.