Here's why this video is not awesome: There's no satisfying conclusion. We need to see him finish milking it and pan to the horrifying pile of pus. That's Horrifying Video 101.

What is your favorite feminist site?

Awww. I love your dog.

I don't have a Sonic nearby but I enjoy Starbucks' ice.

I liked him ... before ... But I'm boring and bland sometimes.

Her interview on The Nerdist from like a year ago, also amazing and inspiring and funny and awesome.

I just turned 34 on Monday. 34 is bullshit.

Bristol did get a reality show and a book deal, and her mom's a fucking failure.

Colored in the logo, wear these to work in my fancy office every day.

I have a pair of oxfords and the crocs mary jane (alice). I always wear dressy trousers though. Neither pair would look nice with a skirt.

Daryl and Michonne!!!

I think it's good, right? No gay men but otherwise it's been super diverse.

That was my thought too. Jerky gets old pretty quick.

They were trying to trap them behind the shelves and it got away from them, right?

God damn, I have never wanted something to be in someone's butt so bad.

My hair is too long to make a mohawk. Otherwise...

It saves up to 90 seconds

Me too! I like the cinnamon!

I once peed in the sink at a Wal-Mart. I rinsed afterward. I'm not an animal.

I had this for breakfast!! It's okay. Needs more cinnamon.