I'm in such bad shape that the first time I tried to exercise with it, I would short it out with all my sweat.

Where do we send our therapy bills, again?

Yeah, I feel like 10% bad for him

Dress shoes that can be worn by disabled women that don't scream "I'm disabled."

Wait, what? How do I get on board this train?

Everyone should watch this documentary. It's really, really, really worth the time and cost. That is all.

Following it up with "maybe I should stop by your office" is what puts it over the top IMO

Watch "After Tiller." It's an incredible documentary following the four late-term abortion providers left in this country. Patients are anonymously included.

I worked in food service the year that swine flu was a thing. People came to work.

If you want to save them, put them on a flash drive or burn them to a disk with a password. If you have a safe or one of those things at the bank, best option. Otherwise, squirrel them away somewhere not near your computer. Also, somewhere you'll remember and your future children won't stumble across.

I bet it was the phone. Everyone at my company has their email on the phone. Password protected but that can be guessed or hacked. And it's possible that his wasn't.

I was very happy delivering pizza for tips. It motivated me to hustle, and it felt good to make more than my lazy/surly coworkers.

I don't think they actually wanted her to have the surgery and continue using the women's room. They just wanted her to go away.

$30/pair. Never mind. My shoes don't even cost that much.

I wanted to see a fresh new line of toys for dogs' pleasure. Oh well, kickstarter, anyone?

I would totally hire a dog nanny if I had that kind of money. Right now, she's lounging in bed by herself while I'm at work. Poor, neglected dog.

Damn. Still brings tears to my eyes.

I guess men can't be mean? Anyone have the ratio?

Older and wiser? Seriously, though, I love Rosie and I hope this works out for her. I definitely don't always agree but I love her for being tough and outspoken.

She looked smart next to Sherri Shepherd.