Happened maybe once every couple of months delivering pizza. I wouldn't have cared if they had tipped cash and a Jesus pamphlet but they never did. Now, I'm just annoyed with your church.

I sit in a cube and mostly love my job. I don't think I could give up the intellectual stimulation and opportunities to collaborate with other smart people who have similar career interests. The stress is unreal compared to retail but so are the rewards, and satisfaction. Office politics suck ass and I have…

Over, but living separately.

She needs to walk away, buy a modest house, scale back to one nanny, and get a fuck-ton of therapy for everyone. She's just doing the reality ish because it pays for the lifestyle...

1) Is he, like, freestyling or is that a whole choreographed thing? Probably choreographed I'm guessing.

Orange is the New Black! I'm late to the party but I just finished season 1 and it was incredible. I know the star is white but it's really becoming an ensemble show with so much more development to the background characters.

At the place I work for now, we had an employee who would roll in around noon and stay until late at night. Instead of punishing him, they made him the unofficial liaison to our India office. It's so nice to have that kind of autonomy.

How about companies that don't offer health insurance but require a doctor's note to be out sick? It's better now under ACA but I knew uninsured college students working PT who would come in sick to their food service job because they couldn't afford to go to the doctor.

¡demonio!

Des Moines. Maybe Americanized to De'Moyne?

If she follows it up with literally any attempt to broaden her horizons, that would be something worth applauding. But I don't really see that happening.

Aaaand... Back to being vapid and shallow. But she had a solid two hours of caring.

$20 for one kid? I'm available.

I just wouldn't. At least not a very young child.

Oh, God. A friend from high school died, probably six years ago now and his mom posts at least weekly on his memorial page. It makes me really sad.

And, Jesus Christ, what if your baby dies or something and it's horribly traumatic and emotionally devastating? You're still automatically signed up for 2 years of diaper coupons. Unless big data figures that out too and targets you with antidepressant ads?

I just have loose cash tucked into the side of my purse. I keep my purse on the counter but when I forget, my dog goes for the cash too.

I was wondering if it was just me that made a huge mess of powder every time I tried to use it...

I have a dog so I throw away underwear whenever she's able to get into the dirty laundry.

I don't see a way to clean it in the public sink. If it really lasts the whole day... I dunno. I've never tried one.