When you're a teenager and absolutely want to get rid of evidence... I've done it. Wrapper too.

There's a public bathroom at my office.

Oh god I hadn't thought of that.

You should have slept with her husband

I would be there everysingleminute it was open

I was thinking the same thing too. I may just have too much experience with manipulators but...

I always did but then I spoiled the Lost season finale where they switched to flash forwards (spoiler alert?) for myself and still haven't gotten over it.

Mesmerizing. I think I might be hypnotized.

I know a woman who had a blood clot in her leg (not the first one) who took the time to shave before heading to the ER.

A convenient list of people we don't need on this planet anymore. Thanks, Twitter.

I'm a lady and I do a lot of recreational browsing but come home without buying anything most of the time. Groceries are different because they're a necessity. But it might take me 8 shopping trips to find the right shoes. And I never drag anyone along with me; I'd rather shop alone anyways. If I bring someone, even…

A tough choice, this one. Both have worked wonders for me at different times but I went with Xanax because it's more pleasant.

Won't fly in a corporate setting. It is said that job performance is 15% expertise and 85% personality. The smartest asshole in the room is still the asshole in the room.

An "outdoor cat" is a stray cat that you are foisting on your neighbors. Pets belong on leashes or indoors.

The Daisy Fuentes plus size pants at Kohl's have been great for me if you like a wider leg. They only come in a couple of colors and could be a little long if you're short/don't wear heels.

I was waiting for someone else to say it first. How is it possible for a dress to exist that makes Angelina Jolie look like she has a muffintop?

The hair is where it loses me. I'm so not stylish but wouldn't she look nicer with her hair down? Or did I miss the mark?

Mine said I have a small cervix and I was flattered. I refer to it as dainty.

Creepy Facial Hair strikes again. Those guys can never be trusted.

People think I'm being ironic when I say I love spreadsheets but I'm noooot.