I know it's a stereotype but I could have used Negotiation 101.

I'm honestly outrageously squeamish and a borderline vegetarian because of it. But once in awhile, usually around my period, I get a hankering for steak. Or I'm eating out and it looks like the best option. I never, ever, ever cook meat because I'm so grossed out by it and the pink in the middle just makes me want to…

Yeah, this. I bought it. I want it cooked all the way. With ketchup. And A-1. And maybe mustard if I'm feeling nutty. Go ahead and judge. I'll be enjoying my fully-cooked steak.

Well done covered with A-1. No shame.

You can't have any lefse until you eat your lutefisk.

Similar Jello salads are not uncommon in Minnesota. Shredded carrots, mayonnaise, cottage cheese, and any variety of (canned) fruit. If you mold it in a bundt pan, you can put a little bowl of mayonnaise in the middle.

Hit up a family member or make a friend who has a same-sex kid slightly older/larger than your kid. Especially if there are multiple kids and you can arrange some sort of complicated clothing exchange where everyone benefits. Toys too.

Annual? Try daily!

She's really, really smart and funny so in my book she can do no wrong. How much "guy" humor relates to their gross/natural body functions? I think she's hilarious.

My parents were naive enough to put a space heater in my room. Once I ran out of crayons to melt, the barbie feet started getting the melting treatment. I could only melt up to the ankle or so because you actually had to stick her leg through the grate and up against the heating coil.

I LOVE hearing about things like that but never ever ever want to see then. Maybe on youtube through my fingers covering my eyes but never ever in person. Ever.

There are three things that most of us can agree on (Note: this thought isn't completely fleshed out).

I believe there have been a few pregnancies. One abortion and at least one miscarriage.

You should definitely get rid of your kids if you want to save space.

Just for the other people that might have this question... Electrical tape? Or would scotch be good enough?

My aunt had two cairn terriers from the same litter and they would bark and paw at animals on the TV and run around behind it looking for them

FIVE months? That is jaw-droppingly unhealthy. Please tell me there was a gap between five months of filming and whenever they got her final weight. Otherwise, this show is encouraging life-threatening weight loss.

Maintain your network. It's tedious and usually fruitless but then someone you didn't even think liked you gives you a heads up on an opening at her new company. I have a large linkedin network and occasionally email people to catch up and stay connected. I have some professional connections on Facebook but keep them…

Yeah, I thought she tried to sell her interview but no one was buying?

They definitely have a strong conservative bias, and Rowling has spoken out in gratitude for their social programs.