Oh, God. A friend from high school died, probably six years ago now and his mom posts at least weekly on his memorial page. It makes me really sad.

And, Jesus Christ, what if your baby dies or something and it's horribly traumatic and emotionally devastating? You're still automatically signed up for 2 years of diaper coupons. Unless big data figures that out too and targets you with antidepressant ads?

I just have loose cash tucked into the side of my purse. I keep my purse on the counter but when I forget, my dog goes for the cash too.

I was wondering if it was just me that made a huge mess of powder every time I tried to use it...

I have a dog so I throw away underwear whenever she's able to get into the dirty laundry.

I don't see a way to clean it in the public sink. If it really lasts the whole day... I dunno. I've never tried one.

When you're a teenager and absolutely want to get rid of evidence... I've done it. Wrapper too.

There's a public bathroom at my office.

Oh god I hadn't thought of that.

You should have slept with her husband

I would be there everysingleminute it was open

I was thinking the same thing too. I may just have too much experience with manipulators but...

I always did but then I spoiled the Lost season finale where they switched to flash forwards (spoiler alert?) for myself and still haven't gotten over it.

Mesmerizing. I think I might be hypnotized.

I know a woman who had a blood clot in her leg (not the first one) who took the time to shave before heading to the ER.

A convenient list of people we don't need on this planet anymore. Thanks, Twitter.

I'm a lady and I do a lot of recreational browsing but come home without buying anything most of the time. Groceries are different because they're a necessity. But it might take me 8 shopping trips to find the right shoes. And I never drag anyone along with me; I'd rather shop alone anyways. If I bring someone, even…

A tough choice, this one. Both have worked wonders for me at different times but I went with Xanax because it's more pleasant.

Won't fly in a corporate setting. It is said that job performance is 15% expertise and 85% personality. The smartest asshole in the room is still the asshole in the room.

An "outdoor cat" is a stray cat that you are foisting on your neighbors. Pets belong on leashes or indoors.