The Daisy Fuentes plus size pants at Kohl's have been great for me if you like a wider leg. They only come in a couple of colors and could be a little long if you're short/don't wear heels.

I was waiting for someone else to say it first. How is it possible for a dress to exist that makes Angelina Jolie look like she has a muffintop?

The hair is where it loses me. I'm so not stylish but wouldn't she look nicer with her hair down? Or did I miss the mark?

Mine said I have a small cervix and I was flattered. I refer to it as dainty.

Creepy Facial Hair strikes again. Those guys can never be trusted.

People think I'm being ironic when I say I love spreadsheets but I'm noooot.

I know it's a stereotype but I could have used Negotiation 101.

I'm honestly outrageously squeamish and a borderline vegetarian because of it. But once in awhile, usually around my period, I get a hankering for steak. Or I'm eating out and it looks like the best option. I never, ever, ever cook meat because I'm so grossed out by it and the pink in the middle just makes me want to…

Yeah, this. I bought it. I want it cooked all the way. With ketchup. And A-1. And maybe mustard if I'm feeling nutty. Go ahead and judge. I'll be enjoying my fully-cooked steak.

Well done covered with A-1. No shame.

You can't have any lefse until you eat your lutefisk.

Similar Jello salads are not uncommon in Minnesota. Shredded carrots, mayonnaise, cottage cheese, and any variety of (canned) fruit. If you mold it in a bundt pan, you can put a little bowl of mayonnaise in the middle.

Hit up a family member or make a friend who has a same-sex kid slightly older/larger than your kid. Especially if there are multiple kids and you can arrange some sort of complicated clothing exchange where everyone benefits. Toys too.

Annual? Try daily!

She's really, really smart and funny so in my book she can do no wrong. How much "guy" humor relates to their gross/natural body functions? I think she's hilarious.

My parents were naive enough to put a space heater in my room. Once I ran out of crayons to melt, the barbie feet started getting the melting treatment. I could only melt up to the ankle or so because you actually had to stick her leg through the grate and up against the heating coil.

I LOVE hearing about things like that but never ever ever want to see then. Maybe on youtube through my fingers covering my eyes but never ever in person. Ever.

There are three things that most of us can agree on (Note: this thought isn't completely fleshed out).

I believe there have been a few pregnancies. One abortion and at least one miscarriage.

You should definitely get rid of your kids if you want to save space.