uhhh, dat ass tho

I drive until the car runs out. Then I pop the trunk, grab a plastic bag of gas, pour it into the tank/on my fender/on the ground, then drive to the nearest gas station. Easy.

ATM - Automatic Teller Machine machine

How sweet it is to be told of “the slime mold’s point of view,” and to be told to trust it.

Right now, the sheriff’s office has reported to FOX 4 KC that it appears the driver was simply going too fast and collided with a tree.

Let’s get it out of the way now... this is THE worst bumper sticker, bar none:

Potato/po-tah-to.

I’m long guillotines with some holdings in gallows as well, but still working out a strategy to integrate tumbrels and pitchforks into the equity mix.

5th Gear: When it comes to investing (or trading) it’s not hard to be right. It is however very hard to be right consistently.

So what?

“There’s a 60+ year old 150 lb dude RIGHT there.”

Whether it is or isn’t, that’s my new head-canon.

I mean, I think we can all agree what the world needs most right now is Showgirls in a convent.

I’m sorry, that link to Trump’s blog was wrong. Here is the correct link:

I once yelled out “Play Free Bird!” at a Prince show. Prince stopped the show and a few guys from The New Power Generation took me out back and stomped a mudhole in my ass. But Prince being Prince, he played the song. I heard it was good and pretty faithful to the original.

If we’ve learned anything, America is a nation that respects young and attractive women, and have a profound understanding of boundaries and appropriate behavior. I’m sure it will all work out splendidly, and the focus will remain on her work, and not her appearance. 

How to take a shot in the nuts, apparently

You know, comments like this is what makes The Root one of the best sites online. I mean, look at the breadth of knowledge you packed into two paragraphs, and it’s more than a fucking ex-senator knows.

You might be surprised at how many straight up sociopathic assholes work for charities (and churches and hospitals, etc).