I disagree.

1st gear: Some perspective seems in order.

One of the best ways to prevent deaths from accidents is to prevent the accident in the first place. This is solved with education. Make it MUCH more difficult to obtain a driver license, or make it a tiered system (as to not negatively affect the lower income brackets) where a beginner permit allows you to use…

No, but I have written several letters to Penthouse forum.

Citation needed. 

Oh, you'll be feeding the cats one way or another. The loyalty of pets is nothing compared to a rumbly tummy.

I assumed it had something to do with a ‘Stargate’ reboot.

In this economy, he was probably working as a back up camera smh

Holy christ, I did some research on women blues singers in the Classic age, and that stuff is RAUNCHY. I felt like a babe in the woods listening to that stuff.

Shall we repair to my study? I have a Victorola in there and a record that might be of interest to you. No ladies will be present.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, THE GUY THAT WROTE AND PERFORMED A SONG CALLED “FUCK YOU” HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT CODED SUBTLETY IN MUSIC

I mean, there’s a very good chance one of the funerals she goes to will be Biden’s.

Hair of the dog that bit you taken too literally. 

We’re not done until Gargoyles is rebooted.

No, it still makes no sense.

Did you actually try to conflate giving a friend a cameo in your silly music video and Nice Guy entitlement for sex?  Really, dude?  Really?

Well, mine dried up like the Old West when I heard his voice. A tumble weed rolled out.

Came here to say this verbatim. I’m not sure this segment is doing what you think it is, Ben. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Just stick to the dry rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

Wait, Ben Shapiro is married, yet he’s unfamiliar with wet pussies?