Every word you speak makes me want to punch a millennial. And I’m a millennial.

Needs more stars. Here.

You almost wish a company like ESPN had some way of knowing how this would have played with their employees beforehand.

Hot Men Rubbing Themselves With Falafels

I don’t patronize BK b/c their food tastes like trash.

Hmm. So my Roku TV on wifi is mobile then. That makes the Nielsens data even worse. They can’t measure a large proportion of in-home viewing in addition to all the viewing on cell phones during commutes and whatnot.

No. You can’t make me.

Sorry, Whitney, but this write-up is a terrible simplification of what’s going on. You may wish to learn more about why Spain is cracking down on the secessionists. 

Oh, OK. Then he should definitely cover the costs himself. No doubt the security cost far outweighs what he paid to rent the place.

No, they could be stopped. It would require violence, but they could be stopped.

Remember, just about anyone can reserve space and “give a speech” at a public university. That’s why Spencer targets them: they can’t say no.

OK, so who decided that it would enrich the University of Florida educational experience to invite Richard Spencer?

Little known fact, when Hitler invaded Poland, all the Jews just got under the covers and that’s how we won WWII. If you ignore a Nazi, he’ll just leave cause that’s what they do.

To paraphrase something I heard...

But the city in question has nice weather (most of the time), the Spurs (which ought to be reason enough), and plenty of empty land on which to build as many houses as you need. Just build the thing someplace other than the north or west side, where the traffic is already murder.

“Black Amazon employees”, good one. What about elves and centaurs and unicorns, too?

In before the “Why don’t they just raise the bridge a few feet, or dig the road a little deeper?” comments. Oh wow, thanks, your casual shower musings have come to a conclusion that no one with a degree in this field, that does this for a living, has thought of! Gee, you should apply to be CEO of Earth!

This analogy deserves far more stars.

Whoa, that’s some major Crack Pipe smoking right there. It’s super clean and very interesting, but the 79-81 generation T/A was overweight and underpowered, big time. Drop $100,000 off that price and you’ve got a nice car for a wealthy Pontiac enthusiast. 160 large for this car is like paying Rolex money for a 1989…