Another weird thing he told me was that he can tell when someone crossing the river is a Muslim, or “a Mohammedan,” as Rusty said, just by putting his left hand out. According to him, a “Mohammedan” will pull back in fear.

I rarely often say this but wow you didn’t read or understand the article.

Kimmel is getting more shit for standing up for something than the countless celebrities who haven’t stood up for anything. And that’s precisely the problem.

In the immortal words of George Carlin:

Rodgers has missed less than 15 games in his career to injury...

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The Aaron Rodgers Hit Was Legal, And That’s The Problem

The analogy is spot on; the person who is second should not expect to get the same applause as the person who was brave enough to go first.

My point wasn’t “please stop attacking Jimmy Kimmel, otherwise he won’t be able to win the 2020 election.” My point is that the left appears to delight in attacking anyone—politician, entertainer, activist, social media personality, etc—who fails whatever purity test we feel like throwing at them. And, surprise…

We here at Fox News sexually assault more women before 10 AM than Donald Trump has assaulted all of last year. We have an all-star Sexual Assault Support Team, weakened recently by the loss of our star groper, O’Reilly. However, we’ve got some serious talent coming (sic) up through the ranks. We found a number of…

Ok, fox and friends, you got me. I’ll admit Harvey weinstein is a creep and unqualified to be president.

If he gets fuckin’ McNaughton I swear to Christ...

How in the fuck is this sleazy, lying, shit bag, still in office?

Mike Pence probably won’t accidentally start a nuclear war with North Korea.

3. I’m short AF. I’d have to recruit help to get it down.

Of course they weren’t always red—they were obviously black and white, like everything else at the time. I mean, just look at the old photos.

I think we are supposed to gird ourselves for the 112 theories on how Hillary did it.

Um...The Jerk. Hello?

If anyone understands how it is to be a poor person trying to make health insurance payments, it’s the grifter with the gold-plated toilets who’s never worked a day in his life.