It’s typical everywhere like such as.

Oh. Oh. I hadn’t noticed at all; that is virtuoso shade.

That’s not the definition of mansplaining as explained to me by so many women I’ve discussed it with. What you define in the first paragraph is just run-of-the-mill condescending behavior. Frankly, I’ve seen as much of that from women in the workplace as from men. I was under the impression that “mansplaining” is when…

It’s actually a model Kakistocracy in action.

Irony is dead in trump’s America. The guy who lied at his confirmation hearing wants to employ a lie detector.

No. Does that matter to this administration?

Spinning multiple plates, etc.

it is New Jersey so that’s really only about 30% of normal New Jersey aggressiveness.

Those windows stand up to Florida Man every day of the year.

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

I dunno. In hindsight, Trump seems more and inevitable response to Obama.

It’s super-easy to do. You basically take a vaginal egg and sit it in about 1" of water over an astrological wheel. I got the complete Astrology Snooping Kit at goop.

Here’s more of her horrible house. This is what happens when you have no gay people involved in the design.

I think everyone should absolutely upfront ask for this information if they want it. Because it will tell their date that they’re batshit insane. And if the date answers enthusiastically it means they’re equally insane and the chart might not be needed because they’re super compatible.

I can’t stop laughing.

Thanks- I can’t unsee that now.

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

literally WHEN can i move in

I think I love you.