Oh no, I got it. I just thought it was kinda dumb to compare fear of having a material object taken away to the life of an actual human person.

And yes, I normally cook 3 lb of bacon every Saturday morning.

Personally, microwaving hot dogs is my favorite way to cook them.

Please tell me you aren’t that naive. We all know exactly who this law disproportionately targets and affects: Hispanics. He wasn’t out on the campaign trail talking about immigrants from European nations. He used a broad brush to paint Hispanics as bad people here causing crime and taking jobs these people don’t want…

WOW!!! even Frank Luntz...

I’m more surprised she still doesn’t understand the rules of being a trophy wife. The most important rule of all: don’t get the gravy train in trouble!

For people that cry about the 1st amendment so much, they sure have a shitty grasp of what it actually applies to.

Read the quote in Lewis Black’s voice. Trust me.

Ah, but one must wonder if he was also provided with cloves of garlic, laurels, and a crucifix.

Silver does wonders as a weapon, but without the wards, it’s just a pointy bit of hope amidst a morass of darkness.

Trump is an isolationist, he thinks the USA can survive on it’s own, with no tourism, no importing, no help from anyone, because the USA is “the greatest in the world”. His administration no doubt knows it effects tourism, because the individual states knew when Trump was getting his travel ban going. They’re…

That’s not underground, if you have food trucks, security, and rules. Just sayin.

You know, I never thought about that before... of all the things he’s complained about, he’s never referred to Melania’s public displays of disgust. I wonder if that’s a sociopath thing or a megalomaniac thing?

He won’t write a letter; he’ll just tweet.

<<Isn’t that why you all voted for him?>>

A good burger is better than a good hot dog, but a bad hot dog is better than a bad burger.

Every single Trump “joke” is either a self-aggrandizing remark about how awesome and/or wealthy he is or a dig at someone else. He THINKS he’s “funny” because for his entire life he’s been surrounded by flunkies who have to laugh in order to get paid.

No, but I think Pence getting some coverage enraged him enough to come back.

Or, ideally, be nothing like those two people.

If two cops can’t fend off a woman with a knife without killing her, you (a) probably shouldn’t be a cop, or (b) whoever trained you shouldn’t train cops (and also - you shouldn’t be a cop).