there was a moment a day or so after the election where I very suddenly and clearly understood the urge to own a gun.

Remember last year when it would have been surprising to learn that one of the president’s aides was a Nazi supporter? Good times, good times.

Oh god I hope so. She’s so pretty but she doesn’t seem anywhere close enough to unhinged that I’d want to or stand a chance at dating her.

I have been aware of Tavi’s existence for about three minutes and already I feel influenced.

How do I raise a son in the age of Trump?

I assumed that this new world we live in would be much less stressful for a parent. You can honestly tell your kids: “Listen, don’t worry about that class. Grades don’t matter. Don’t worry about getting into college: Education doesn’t matter. Don’t stress out about picking an entry-level job in a field you want to end…

You know for an official federal memo, this was surprisingly lively and full of wit and esprit. I actually smiled while reading it.

Ehhhh, they’re not all that different. SXSW wins because it’s still Austin.

I am deeply alarmed that the world can somehow sustain so many fartsniffing mini-Gladwells flying into so many stupid conferences in perpetuity, but here we are.

Either way I’m sure there will be a giant dildo there...

“Driver offered me water and asked what music I wanted to listen to, but we later exploded into a fireball of death and pain. ***”

Because this is a real concern, and hypothetical Trump voters aren’t actually losing their jobs to immigrants. They’re losing their jobs to automation and to industries moving overseas.

Then you haven’t read my fanfic.

If this requires integrating a power series I will literally stab you.

He was put in that position to do exactly what he’s doing.

Mein Nipple Clamphf?

Many companies do have fake phishing schemes with admonishing warnings for people who click through. I’ve worked for several.

For a bit of context for non-lawyers, these are a discovery device known as Requests for Admission. They’re used to narrow down the issues before you get to settlement negotiations and/or trial so that the parties are focusing on the areas where they disagree. To get admissions like this so early in the process is…

Well if you insist, random internet commenter and everyone who starred you!

each and every one of them is a cry for help.