Not knowing the rules and being dumb is the thing to be in America these days, apparently.

Gonorrhea.

You fackin take that back

Ted Cruz also predicted a Ted Cruz presidency, so let’s not get too worked up just yet.

He’s against anything with the word progress in it.

That sounds horrifying...

We’re going to move jobs back America just as soon as you stop taxing us, regulating us, policing us, and only once you get rid of the minimum wage.

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

I don’t have this problem, but I want to live vicariously through you by killing myself

Also, they believe in hill trolls.

What right-wingers are upset by is that they can’t get any A-listers on their side. It drives them up the wall because they’re into celebs as much as everyone else and it just kills them that they’re always stuck with the likes of Scott Baio.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

Rewarded as a traitor deserves.

She’s getting fired. Trump uses people until he can’t and then he gets rid of them.

You know what? Fuck you guys, I want an R63 now.

Weird isn’t the adjective you’re looking for.

I once asked a friend of mine why she refuses to wear her seatbelt and she quoted some obscure accident where the driver was decapitated by their seatbelt. I have no idea if this is true or not, but I refused to drive her anywhere if she didn’t buckle up. It’s a rule in my car. Wear your seatbelt or you’re walking.

Let natural selection do its job. I wear my belt. My daughter wears hers. All my friends wear belts. It’s a no brainer. I don’t need or want any added complexity or expense added to my car to save the morons who can’t manage a simple thing like buckling their belt. Come on, people.

A far easier approach is to NOT COUNT unbelted fatalities as auto fatalities. Instead create a new “idiot” category for them. Lumping them in with belted occupants unfairly penalizes the auto industry and leads to idiotic things like automatic seat belts.